Post by JASON KURT ASTOR on May 22, 2012 18:13:11 GMT -5
| [atrb=cellSpacing,0,true][atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 460px; background-image: url(http://i44.tinypic.com/34fb0ns.jpg);-moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; -webkit-border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; border: 4px ridge #7a9aa9, bTable][tr][cs=2] jason kurt astor. twenty four. local. chris evans. | |
[rs=2] | ja•son /ˈjāsən/ noun. 1. a bartender in downtown miami (“I sure hope Jason is working tonight. He never asks for ID!”) 2. a junkie and an alcoholic (“Jason has been in and out of rehab more times than I can count.”) 3. a failure (“Jason had a bright future, you know. Before he went and shattered his collarbone and got told he shouldn’t play football anymore.”) 4. that one friend no one seems to know very well (“Dude, who the hell is Jason? The big, blond guy, right?”) 5. that one guy who doesn’t say very much; and / or who makes small talk with ease but avoids important discussions (“When was the last time anyone heard Jason say anything of emotional depth or resonance?”) see also: jay (noun.) 1. an informal version of the noun jason (“Only about five people on the planet are allowed to call me Jay.”) as•tor / æstə(r)/ noun. 1. the surname of a low-rate family (“Do you know the Astor’s?” “Sure, Papa Astor took off before his kids were born. Mama Astor overdosed and died when the twins were ten. The Astor twins are pretty rough boys.”) 2. the surname of the most tolerant aunt in miami (“Jade Astor raised her no-good brother’s boys since they were just ten years old – that’s family commitment.”) see also: astor as an expletive: “[censored] you, you [censored] astor!” ; “I never want to see another Astor as long as I live!” |
pun. nineteen. seven-ish. |
